Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Once upon a cross

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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