Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Your mom is fat

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What you reading? reading?

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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I killed someone today. :D

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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