Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

I like colin but not as much as apple

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

It smells like triangles in here.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

This is a joke setup.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Autism speaks but not really

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

yes... that's the joke

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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