A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Woman's rights

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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