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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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