- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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