- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

pickle sniffer

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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