- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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