- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Dylan is gay

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Safe sex MR

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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