- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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