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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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