Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

knock knock get lost!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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