- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

squirrels with massive bonerss

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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