52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

whats long and green? weed

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Gingers.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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