- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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