What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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