What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Morning wood.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Donkey lips

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

why did the man die? he was shot

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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