Womens rights

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Anti Joke

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