A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

I was born.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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