What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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these are shit

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Hillary Clinton

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Flop dog

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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