- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Obama

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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