Knock knock. Is someone there?

twilight

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

pickle sniffer

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

i'm funny

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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