Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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eloise dey.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Rebecca Black

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Hi

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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