when debbie meets downer

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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