- Anti Joke

Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

I'm a raging homosexual.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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