Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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