What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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