- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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