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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

whats your name? bumder:)

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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