Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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