What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Yes. Just Yes.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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