- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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