- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Hello

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

what do you watch ? a tv

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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