Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

liam buchan is gay !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Where would canada be without nature? still here

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

knock knock who's there police

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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