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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

ecks! why zee?

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

want a balloon? yeah

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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