I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

I enjoy anal.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

I saw a poor man named rich

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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