What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock Come in!!!

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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