- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

ROSS G IS OBESE

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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