What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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