- Anti Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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