Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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my whole life!

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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The Bible

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96

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Anti Joke

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