What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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