roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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