- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

George Bush does not care about black people.

An asian without a future.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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