- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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