How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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