What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

I like pom

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Joe Biden

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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