What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

A Irish man walks our of a bar

banana

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Your mom.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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