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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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