Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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