Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Woman's Rights

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Blind people can't read this.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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