Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Seth stock has a large penis

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Anti Joke

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