Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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