Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Women.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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I like pom

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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feces

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

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