How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

How many dislikes can this get?

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Guess what? Holocaust

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

wood cant chuck wood

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