A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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women's rights

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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