- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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