Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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